Caucasian Rubbish

During college, the way to attract us hippie kids to an outdoor event was not with a keg, but a paint-your-own-shirt booth. Of the five shirts I made during my freshman year (I strove for an entirely homemade wardrobe), I've only kept the one that earns me compliments each time I wear it:


"I'm not white trash, I'm caucasian rubbish" is a saying I coined while having a conversation about race and political correctness. It was popular amongst my friends, so, when given the opportunity, I decided to immortalize it on my clothing. As you can tell, I am not exactly skilled at using puff paints, but I feel the mess corresponds thematically.