These two men…
ARE LEFT-HANDED!
The LEFT-wing media is trying to slap a glove on this issue to cover an impending left-hand agenda!
The Bible is clear that left-handedness is not to be condoned.
Psalms 118:16
“The right hand of the LORD is exalted; the right hand of the LORD does valiantly.”
Matthew 6:3
“Do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing.”
Ecclesiastes 10:2
“A wise man’s heart is at his right hand; but a fool’s heart at his left.”
Matthew 25: 33-34, 41
“And he will put the sheep at his right hand and the goats at the left. Then the king will say to those at his right hand, “Come, you that are blessed by my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world… Then he will say to those at his left hand, ‘You that are accursed, depart from me into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.’”
Consider some other people who are left-handed:
Would you really want these people to be your Commander in Chief?!
What will happen if we allow a southpaw in our nation's top office?!
They will smudge the ink while signing bills into laws!
They will shake hands with foreign dignitaries incorrectly and embarrass our nation!
Taxes will be increased to fund left-handed scissors for the Oval Office.
Children will be forced to learn left-handedness in schools!
LEFT-HANDEDNESS IS NOT NATURAL!
90% of people cannot be wrong – RIGHT IS RIGHT!
When children who demonstrate left-handed impulses are forced to write with their right hands, they adapt and can pass as normal. LEFT-HANDEDNESS IS A CHOICE!
LEFT-HANDEDNESS IS A PERVERSION!
Studies show that left-handers are twice as likely to be child molesters!
Allow a left-hander to lead us and WHAT’S NEXT? LEGALIZING MARRIAGE BETWEEN LEFT-HANDERS?!?!
DO THE RIGHT THING! Vote for Ralph Nader.
4 comments:
Ahhh, I knew there was something wrong in my bones with those two.
Very funny Kevin...and a totally appropriate parallel, I'm sure.
Come on K Dawg responde to Ashleys closing arguments. We are all waiting.
anonymous/Michelle:
I hadn't realized I was being addressed on Ashley's blog. I will get over there.
- K Dawg (?)
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