A Penny for His Thoughts

"I was at the Lincoln Memorial today and this guy was selling these really cool round copper things with Lincoln's head on them for just 50 cents!" - Jef delivering part of his standup act, during which he distributes "souvenirs," better known as pennies, to the audience

"Then I started telling my September 11th jokes and the crowd threw the pennies back at me." - Jef recalling the horrendous end to his standup act