I'll Take That as a No

  • Allison:I saw Varsity Blues on my first date ever. I met Kenny at the mall and he gave he a Beanie Baby.
  • Me:Did it last?
  • Allison:I don't know, I'd have to check my closet.
  • Me:[makes a horrified face while considering the notion that Kenny has been tied up in a closet for 13 years] Oh, I meant the relationship, not the Beanie Baby.

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