- You've been waiting years for this, don't rush it before you're completely ready now.
- Hold off until you can share it with someone you love.
- This is a gift from God, a privilege not to be taken lightly.
- Just because all of your friends did it quickly doesn't mean you have to, too.
- You'll never be able to experience the magic of the first time again, so make sure it's special.
- If you get drunk and do 15 all in one night, you're going to regret it the next morning.
My (Earnest) Advice to Friends on How to Watch the New Season of Arrested Development Is the Same Kind of Thing You'd Hear a Youth Minister Tell Preteens about Sex
Posted by Kevin at 6:00 PM