Word Salad

I go to the refrigerator and some of my produce is missing, so I search the countertops, then the trash can. Indeed, I see a bag of carrots in the rubbish bin. It must have been my roommate, Christine, so I complain to Lindsay, "She threw out my carrots!" I go looking through the fridge to see if anything else is missing, and I can't spot the salad I ate half of yesterday. "I was just eating that, it was definitely still fresh! Why would she toss my salad?!"

It's really hard to stay irritated when you realize you've just accidentally used the phrase "toss my salad."