Who Wore It Best?

Are you familiar with the regular feature in celebrity magazines that shows photos of two famous people wearing similar outfits and then asks "Who Wore It Best?"


Well I have a special Halloween edition. Compare my Superman costume from four years ago that led to an infamous X-rated encounter to that of a friend's dog.


WHO WORE IT BEST?!
Vote in the comments section!

I'll kick off the poll by voting for myself, naturally, although I'll concede that the dog has less of a problem in the crotch region. If you look at the photo of me on the left, you can actually see my boxer shorts starting to poke through a hole which would lead to the problems mentioned in the story I linked in the previous paragraph.

Happy Halloween!