Human Meat

When you have a conversation about cannibalism, someone inevitably poses the hypothetical: Would you eat human meat?

• Everyone (initially): No! No! That'd be wrong. No.
• Everyone (a moment later): Although… I can't say I'm not curious. Like, if someone were to offer it to me now, then definitely no, but I can't honestly say never ever.
• Everyone (after another minute of deliberation): Fuck it, if someone had some right now, I would try it. I want to try it!